i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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