the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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