I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Randomize
