Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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