I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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