sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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