i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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