jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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