took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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