dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
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