idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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