just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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