The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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