I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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