Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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