Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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