If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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