It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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