well I can't set my house on fire every night
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
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