There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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