I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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