it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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