Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Randomize
