Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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