when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Randomize
