I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
It's official drugs can't kill me
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Randomize
