My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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