Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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