no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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