Can Purell be used as lube?
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
