the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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