we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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