so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
