Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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