btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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