Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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