i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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