She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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