i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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