you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I have aggressive nipples.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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