Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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