soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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