is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
You don't make any sense
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