If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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