She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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