Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
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