i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
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