We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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