Heybabeimwearingurpanties
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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