This dress was meant to end up on your floor
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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