what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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