How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
