theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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