doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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